WTF is Cyphermunk House?

What is Cyphermunk House? It is the education that is never taught. It is the culture that is never commissioned. It is the space for the community that was never allowed to flourish because an equitable economy was never allowed to grow. It is a space to BE YOUR OWN BANK and a space to STAY HUMBLE.

Cyphermunk House is Bloomsbury’s Bitcoin beacon. Providing sanctuary from the mainstream; from the politics of division, the brainwashing of legacy media, the "shock value, indignation and existential angst" of modern art and our centuries long exploitation under central banking. It is counter culture in extremis. A 21st space of no fear where fiat pastimes are secondary and pleb living is primary.

What is bitcoin? Cross the threshold.

How do you obtain it? Take a seat.

Want to stack? Let’s begin.

In here we educate, providing knowledge to match the student whether you are brand new to bitcoin or a regular stacker. In turn, we learn that there are still so many who are yet to realise that money is broken, issuance matters and a bitcoin can be divided into things called sats.

Our mission is constantly evolving. Can we educate? Can we provide space for people from all walks of life? Can we provide the seeds for discussion, the platform for ideas and the spectacle that confronts the issues in our society? Can we get a former Minister of State to laser eye his image? So far, we have met these challenges, with so many lured through our doors by the rabbit of a banknote and their own curiosity. What is going on inside this building, this rabbit warren of rooms, a mile’s crow flight from the life supported heart of British financial might?

The ‘what’ is culture. The culture of freedom, code and community. Culture that is blossoming all over the world. Standing in direct opposition to centralisation, individualisation and isolation that have pushed the group to the fringe and questioned the very idea that humans are social beings. In our world, meetups, conferences, and real-world spaces are thriving. For we are social beings and our culture cannot be constrained.

Because our culture does much more than entertain. It informs. And transforms. And it is happening everywhere, simultaneously. And in this tiny part of London, with its rich histroy of art and anarchy, it is happening hard. We are Privacy Defenders. We will expose The Ugly Reality of War Crimes and we will declare that Coin Mixing is My Right and yours too as we work towards a Humanity in Consensus. Inspired? Then come along and experience the magic of a world being built from the ground up.

Yes, our space is temporary, but its temporality is tangible forever. NOSTR makes it so. Our records permanent, our doors eternally open. Always sharing knowledge, culture and advice. While in these moments of tangibility, these blocks of time in meters of space, we will fire up the beacons and summon the zaps, for bitcoiners, artists, outcasts and dreamers to the temporal dance of rebellion that burns behind these doors.

And when we shut, we will remain open, flexible and nomadic. For this is how to use bitcoin and reduce the burden on the current system. It stands as a testament to the power of code that you can run an entity without barriers, without red tape, without announcing your names or identity, where you create the rules.

There is so much more to learn from this orange revolution. What are you waiting for?